Moron Of The Day #3

So this moron of the day is less moron and more lost and confused but it was still funny so here we go:

ME: “(company name) Good Day, Terri Speaking.”

MOTD: “Did you win the lotto?”

ME: “Not that I’m aware of.”

MOTD: “If you won the lotto what would you do?”

ME: “Probably go on holiday... Maybe have a party.”

MOTD: “Oh, that’s nice.”

ME: “Yeah, it would be."

MOTD: "Would I be invited?"

ME: "Sure, why not. I just won the lottery, I think I'd be in a more the merrier kind of mood. 

MOTD: "hahahaha"

ME: "May I ask who it is you are looking for?”

MOTD: “Huh? It’s Paul.”

ME: “Hi Paul, may I ask what this is regarding?”

MOTD: “Is this not Monica?”

ME: “No sorry Paul, I think you have the wrong number.”

MOTD: “Oh _______ Sorry. Why are you so friendly?”

ME: "No problem Paul, I'm a nice person. Have a lovely day."

MOTD : "Thanks, you to."