Reasons Sisters are the BEST!

I am lucky enough to have two sisters and we are more than just family. We’re like a really small gang. Small but effective.

Here are 15 things one experiences when they have a sister/s:

1. When you are starving at work because you didn't pack lunch (like a chop… mmmm chops) and it’s two days from your payday (I’m not saying this just happened but… This just happened.) All you have to do is send a tiny little what's app to your loving sisters and they will transfer money into your account so you don't have to live on coffee alone.

2. You always have a therapist, a shoulder to cry on and someone to tell you to change your diaper when you’re behaving like a baby.

3. You will be picked on and mocked by your loving sisters but Lord help anyone else who dares to try it. (They will cut you biatch.)

4. They buy you awesome stuff they know you will like, even if they think it’s random or stupid.

5. They are there to stop you at the front door to tell you when you look like a troll or worse a hipster kid. (vom!)

6. They will look after you and your stuff when you go out and have too much to drink. They will also wake you up the next morning at the crack of dawn, make loud noises and do things to make you puke. (It’s a punishment you know you deserve though.)

7. They don’t understand your love for that random band that sings about absolute nonsense but will party alongside you at their concert anyway. (and buy you their shirt because you’re a broke ass)

8. If you take part in any sport, like ever, you have a fan club.

9. Some guy broke your heart or went psycho on you? Well, there go his knee caps. (Or he ends up running down the road while your sister tries to run him over with her car… Again I’m not saying this happened buuuuuut…)

10. They honestly always know best, even if you are not willing to accept it. Eventually you will, so might as well just take their advice from the beginning. After all, they know you better than you know yourself.

11. They are proof there are people out there as weird as you are. (It’s comforting at times.)

12. They generally just get you. They understand what you are trying to say when you forget how to language. They also get your dry/stupid/twisted humor and they appreciate it.

13. They are always there to back you up, even if you are totally in the wrong. Don’t be fooled though, the lecture will come from them later but for now, you are right, what you say is gospel and everyone apposing you will be destroyed.

14. You are soooo different but essentially the same.

15. You can have some of the most heated arguments that occasionally turn violent and they hit you with a cheese grater or a broom (AHEM Tracy. Sorry, I think I’m coming down with something.) and two minutes later you're the best of mates again. Like nothing ever happened.


Basically sisters are the best and will be there for you through the good and the bad or when you’re just being a total tool and need some guidance.

I love my sisters. They’re better than yours.

That’s all.