Hey friends! I feel like I can call you
friends even though I have no clue who half of you are… Anyone who still
follows me after all the nonsense I write on this blog is a sociopath and
worthy of being my friend. I like you creeps.
This morning I clicked on a video a friend
had posted on Facebook, which I generally never do, I couldn't help myself. The
picture was a guy standing in the middle of the road in front of a car. I was
intrigued and after watching it, definitely NOT disappointed.
The video is of a who is obviously
sick of inconsiderate drivers who are too stupid to realize you have to stop
behind the white line at a red robot, so pedestrians don’t have to walk around
your stupid car just because you’re a jackass.
How he deals with the situation is pure
poetry and I for one would LOVE to give him a high five and buy him a drink!
After teaching the first jackass a life
lesson he is provoked by another pompous prat deliberately doing what the first
jackass did. So this Pedestrian Hero (dunun na naaa) calmly gets into position and proceeds
with his life lessons to asshole motorists.
You can watch the video by clicking on: Revenge on two dickhead drivers (that's my own title fyi)
I was so stoked when I saw this video. I
have been told by so many people I can’t leave notes on cars when people park
like morons on pavements. This man is my hero and has shown me that actually I
CAN leave notes telling people they’re idiots. In fact I have an obligation to
let people know they are giant nobs. How else will they learn?
I encourage every single person who reads
this post to find an asshole doing asshole things and calmly show them the
error in their ways. I DO NOT ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE!
If you do teach someone a lesson, send me an email
with details on why and how to whiskeyfromateacup@gmail.com
and I will write a post about your bravery during this hard time in a world
full of morons.
If you are a jackass motorist, best you sort yourself out... We are coming for you!
If you are a jackass motorist, best you sort yourself out... We are coming for you!
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