I know I haven't blogged in a long time and frankly I didn't
realize my neurotic ramblings meant that much to you guys. I have received a
few mails from people asking what my problem is, stuff along the lines of
"You start a blog and then just don't post in it. What's up with
that?"
I apologize if I have hindered your growth as a human being
in anyway. (Just kidding! You know you're awesome Mark)I have however been a
little preoccupied by job hunting and real world problems. Not to mention
Blogspot has been wigging out something hectic! Having issues logging in and if
I try to add a picture to a post, everything just stops and refuses to work
again. (Seriously, it's annoying and if anyone can help please feel free)
So just for your benefit here's a little catch up on what
you have missed:
I was retrenched (but you already knew that) and have been
job hunting. Not going to lie to you, it sucks!
A few days after my last day at work, I went to roller derby
practice and got my brand spanking new SureGrip Avenger roller skates. It was
love at first sight. They are my new babies and I love them. After hugging my
new skates for a while, I strapped my safety gear on (safety is sexy) and laced
those bad boys up. They are super-fast and I'm a little afraid of them. They
move without you trying and I am not used to that.
Practice rolled on (pun intended) and I didn't die during
the drills. We then had scrimmage which I was a little worried about on my new
skates I'm not used to yet but I thought what the hell, what's the worst that
could happen? Boy was I in for a surprise.
A few minutes into our scrimmage practice I went down and I
went down weird! I landed awkwardly on my ankle, heard a crack and felt a wave
of pain hit me. After being calmed down by my teammates, they assured me my
skates were ok (yes, I was worried about my new babies!) and strapped my ankle
to a splint. Our Captain Szerdi, teammie Amy and I then embarked on our great
adventure to the closest hospital. I'm pretty sure the nurses thought we were
pranking them when we pulled up at the emergency room laughing and joking.
After all who cracks jokes while being put in a wheelchair? Apparently we do.
After being seen to by two nurses, a doctor and an X-Ray
machine we were given the good news, no break and no fracture! Yay! Just a
really bad sprain. Never been so happy for a sprained ankle before. The nurses
strapped my ankle, gave me an injection for the pain and a set of red crutches
(I asked for purple ones but apparently they don't have purple ones.)
My teamies who drove me to the hospital and all of those who
joined us after practice made my trip to the emergency room way more fun than
it should have been.
Apart from job hunting and screwing up my ankle, I've been
hanging out with friends and meeting new rad people.
Oh and crutches SUCK! They suck big hairy monkey balls!
That's all.