Wednesday, March 11, 2015

I Ripped My Pants

Hello Friends,

So I know I have not posted on my blog in a while but to be honest I didn't really have much to say but I figured why not tell you about my eventful morning.

While walking to the kitchen at work this morning to make a delicious cup of Instant Human, I entered into a conversation between my boss, a technician and a friend of mine. They were discussing the sumo squats my friend had done the night before, when my boss and our tech asked "What are Sumo Squats?"

Now I was feeling super confident with my sumo squat abilities having just done them this morning for a Squat Challenge I had entered into with some derby friends. So I decided to demonstrate what a Sumo Squat looked like...

*Insert Ripping Sound*

I ripped my pants... Not just a little rip... Nooooo... A rip from my knee right up to my butt. It was breezy, funny and should have been humiliating but I was a little distracted by all the laughing.

I am now walking around my office in a lovely white button down shirt and exercise pants.

Today's life lesson is:
Don't do Sumo Squats in work pants.


If you don't know what a Sumo Squat is, here you go:


Ok, that's all.